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AI that works for your business.

We find where your business is losing money. Then we fix it. No jargon, no waffle, just results.

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48-hour turnaround. No lock-in contracts.

Built for small UK businesses
48-hour delivery
Built in Scotland
What We Do

Three ways we make you money

Most businesses are bleeding cash on tasks AI could handle yesterday. We show you where, then build the fix.

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AI Business Audit

£99 one-time

We tear apart your processes and find every place you're losing time, money, or customers. You get a custom AI roadmap and a 30-minute strategy call.

  • Full workflow analysis
  • Custom AI roadmap
  • 30-min strategy call
  • 48-hour turnaround
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Custom Management System

From £179.99/mo

SWARMZY-powered system built around how YOUR business actually works. Inbound enquiries, follow-ups, reporting — the modules you need, none of the ones you don’t.

  • Captures enquiries from web, IG, FB, WhatsApp
  • Auto follow-up sequences
  • Weekly reporting dashboard
  • 30-day money-back guarantee
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Token-Metered Modules

Pay-as-you-go

Try new modules before committing — voice assistant, outbound calls, deep reporting, opportunity-mining. Top up tokens, see what works, upgrade when it does.

  • 200–2,500 tokens included by tier
  • Top up any time
  • Unused tokens refunded at cancellation
  • Same model as the big AI providers
How It Works

Three steps. That's it.

No endless meetings. No six-month timelines. We move fast because your business can't afford to wait.

1

Book Your Audit

Fill in a quick form about your business. Takes 5 minutes. We take it from there.

2

We Audit Everything

Our AI analyses your workflows, costs, and customer journey. We find the leaks and the opportunities.

3

You Save Money

You get a custom roadmap showing exactly what to automate, what to cut, and how much you'll save. Then we build it.

The system is live and selling now

Current operating proof: live Stripe products, published GPT funnels, and an active AI Audit outreach campaign.

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Stripe Products Live
48hr
Average Turnaround
100%
Built in Scotland

"The current sprint is simple: find businesses leaking enquiries, send the £99 AI Audit offer, and convert replies through Stripe."

- Current revenue sprint

"308+ outreach emails have been sent. The next proof point is replies, audit purchases, and fast fulfilment."

- Operating proof
Pricing

Simple pricing. No surprises.

Start with the audit. If you like what you see, we'll build it for you. No lock-in, cancel any time.

Start with the audit. If we find leaks worth fixing, pick a plan. 30-day money-back on every subscription — no quibble.

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AI Audit

£99 one-time

48-hour audit of where your business is losing enquiries, time, and money.

  • Full business analysis
  • Top 3 fixes ranked by £ impact
  • 4–5 page plain-English report
  • 48-hour delivery
  • Money-back if the report finds nothing useful
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Growth

Growth Platform

£399 /month

Add opportunity-mining of your own data plus content generation. The brain stops being passive.

  • Everything in Starter
  • Opportunity-mining (we find leaks weekly)
  • Content generation (social + email)
  • 800 action tokens included monthly
  • Priority email support
  • 30-day money-back guarantee
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Pro

Full Voice + Calls

£799 /month

Your own AI voice assistant, and AI outbound calls handled for you (where local rules allow).

  • Everything in Growth
  • AI voice assistant for your business
  • AI outbound calling (US / CA / AU)
  • 2,500 action tokens included monthly
  • Priority support (phone + email)
  • 30-day money-back guarantee
Start With An Audit

Need more from one module? Top up with tokens any time — try new modules before upgrading. How tokens work →

Ready?

Stop losing customers.
Get your AI audit today.

£99. 48 hours. A complete roadmap showing where AI can save your business time and money. No risk, no waffle.

Get Your AI Audit — £99

Pilot offer live now. First audit slots are being sold directly through Stripe.